Julie's family wants to do a gift exchange based on "as seen on tv". I think it's a terrible idea but could be a good opportunity to buy something ridiculous. After quickly browsing the list here are some things that stuck out to me as good ideas:

colon cleanse
flashers
flowbee
gel toe separators
grow a head
heart tops nipple covers
hillary clinton nutcracker
Jenna Jameson erectile enhancer
just enough breast enhancers
neckline slimmer
nyce spray-on nylons
pain away
perfect woman breast enhancement
siegfried and roy DVD
synergy pleasure system
toilet monster
youth cocktail

Apparently being fat gives you cancer.

funny
At least these people are smart enough to know what they are doing is retarded. Too bad they are too retarded to just stop driving.

Best part is when the cop thinks he's dead because he's so baked from confiscated pot.

put on your hippie stomping boots

I honestly dont know why hippies are such idiots. You want us to produce less carbon dioxide yet you dont want us to use nuclear. How do they plan to power their PCs so they can post anti-carbon videos on youtube? Solar and wind are bullshit. Wind turbines right now produce about 5MW each (while the wind is blowing) where a nuke plant makes 5000+MW all the time with less woodland cut down to make room for it. The hippies never talk about all the dead birds/bats under wind turbines too. Oh, and solar is BS if you dont live in so-cal or the desert.

In summary: Fuck hippies

Pandora just played Korn's cover of Mr. Oogie Boogie man's song from Nightmare Before Christmas. It's really good.

My company got $204m from uncle sam for smart grid stuff. Hopefully this means that I will be getting a cool new meter at my house and be able to have it moved out from inside my basement where they cant read it.